Last night James and I were chatting. Somehow, we came to the topic of the crazy things we Moms do. And here's a few we came up with (really is entertaining!)
You know you're a mom when---
1. You do a little dance every time the UPS drops off a package, usually containing your monthly supply of baby diapers.
2. You count on the sprinkles on each kids cupcake to make sure it's equal and fair.
3. You hope ketchup is a vegetable, it's your child's main food.
4. You lock YOURSELF in a closet, just for a moment of peace.
5. You see your child is about to vomit, you instantly stick your hand out to catch it.
6. You sing a lullaby to your husband before tucking him in at night.
7. You can't decide to be European or American, so you only shave one leg at a time.
8. You watch an entire episode of Dora the Explorer, play along with her games, and once it's over you realize the kids are sleeping.
9. You decide to throw a party, invite all your friends, all because your child used the potty.
10.. You count the number of poopy diapers your child has a day.
11. You sign a check in crayon.
12. You have your own "101 Ways to Use a Baby Wipe" guide, which does not involve changing a diaper.
13. Your idea of a spa is taking an uninterrupted shower.
14. You do the army crawl under the crib at 2am to find a pacifier like your life depends on it.
15. You are at the store, alone, hear a child call "Mommy" and instantly you look around.
Ok there are more I'm sure. But these are the ones I can remember use discussing last night. I thought they were pretty funny and wanted to share. It's about time I shared something "upbeat" instead of all my downers.
Signed,
Super Mom
hahahaha love this. :)
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